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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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