- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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