Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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