Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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