- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A baby seal walks into a club.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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