Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what's black and can't swim?

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Urban ghettos

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

bite me

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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