Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

France had one revolution

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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