- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

I have an idea! You leave.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

White NBA players.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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