Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Do the roar!

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A woman walks into a bar.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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