- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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