You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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