- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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