- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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