-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Barack Obama.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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