- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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