Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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