- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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