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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between a duck?

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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