- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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