Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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