- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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