- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

fish fishy caoimhin

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Wenis Penis

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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