- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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