What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

whats green and lives in the water

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

i hate non minorities!

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