- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Justin Beiber

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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