What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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