- Anti Joke

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

SHUT UP JP

A baby seal walks into a club.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

SHUT UP JP

A baby seal walks into a club.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead