- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Trump will make America great again.

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