a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Trump will make America great again.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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