- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Amazing

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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