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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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