- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Yo Mama just died.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

DEATH.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What's half of 8? o

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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