- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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