what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Anti Joke

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