i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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