- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

William wright is Gay

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

I enjoy Popcorn

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A woman walks into a bar.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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