- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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