What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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