- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

this website is a bad joke

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Do the roar!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Balls

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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