- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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