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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

what is 3+3= 8

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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