- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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