Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

i wonder who made this website? a human

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Jewwy Jewstein

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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