What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A woman walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

William wright is Gay

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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