Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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