Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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