- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Jewwy Jewstein

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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