- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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