- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

this website is a bad joke

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Balls

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Do the roar!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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