Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Who is it?

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

You're a big fat monkey.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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