- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Connor is homosexuaI

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.