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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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