Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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