- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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