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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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