That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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