- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

field day?

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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