- Anti Joke

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

-5

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

-5

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

-5

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

-5

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

-5

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

-5

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

-5

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

-5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??