- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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