- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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