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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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