- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

someone called someone else a frog

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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