- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

You were born.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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