What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

thumb_up thumb_down -21

France had one revolution

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops