- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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