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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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