How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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p lkl

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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alert('The Game')

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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