How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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woman's rights

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What is funnier than 24 69

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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