What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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