How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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