How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

one stop shop

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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