Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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