A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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your so fat. your fat!

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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