how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Penis

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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